HELP!! January 31, 2008

What has happened to my sweet little boy? Who took him away and left this naughty, devil child in his place?  I want him back IMMEDIATELY!!! He won’t eat anything. Anything I put in front of him will be dumped on the floor and his lap the second I look away.  They only way I can get him to eat is if I feed him like he is a baby. He constantly goes in the garbage, and if I put up the gate he had a major meltdown.  All doors need to be shut at all times to keep him from other garbage cans, drawers with toothpaste (he can open that too by the way), my underware drawer, EVERYTHING!! When I say “No, don’t touch!” he laughs and runs away and gets into something else. Oh, don’t forget the computer, that is a whole other issue.  All the buttons, he can reach the mouse on the desk, constantly reaching for anything he can get his hands on! I am going insane.  It is not from lack of attention, I play with him all day long.  I swear, the 3 hour naps he has been taking lately are my only escape from my monster that hits and throws everything at me. Why won’t he listen to me, but all Daddy has to do is shake his head no and he stops what he is doing instantly.  What is wrong with me?!?!