I spend my time thinking of ways to get out of here but still get paid. Here is what I’ve come up with:
1. Refuse to eat every meal of everyday ( I think I would just be very hungry, but they’d keep me anyway)
2. Do a crazy amount of jumping jacks and run in place for awhile in the bathroom with the shower on so my cardiac enzyme levels are to elevated for me to continue to dose (they would just wake me up at the butt crack of dawn to take my blood every day to see if they dropped again)
3. Hold my breath when they check our vitals in the morning (I can’t hold my breath that long, seriously does it really take 15 min to check blood pressure, pluse, and respirations? A machine does it for you for crying out loud!!!!
I am up for any other suggestions… Of course I can leave at anytime, but then they don’t pay me as much. NOT AN OPTION!!! So for now I will continue to shop for houses online (I think I found the perfect house) and work on my secret project. Later!
almost there